
, worryingly, it is all starting to make complete sense

Saw a chicken in a bag today, there was a spoon next to the bag and a cake in the cupboard, I think the chicken was just pretending to be dead, waiting for me to turn my back, jump out of the bag, get the spoon, eat the cake .. its a wild theory but one Iam becoming more convinced of ..
Moral of the story, either beware of the chicken thats next to the spoon with a cake in the cupboard OR play less computer games because my mind is losing touch with reality..
My conclusion.. play more computer games and buy a turkey instead, they dont like cake and have absolutely no idea what to do with a spoon.