Well if one useful thing has come from this post, because it def aint an answer to the original question, it is that I will never look at chicken or cake in the same way

I've figured it out!

The chicken had the cake but no spoon. So it went to get some spoons but was kidnapped by a secret organisation, subjected to scientific experimentation and trained to be a deadly assassin monkey.

However the chicken, now a monkey, escaped and is now hiding in France posing as a member of Metaboli's support where he's sulking cause he has no cake.

It all makes sense!

, worryingly, it is all starting to make complete sense

Saw a chicken in a bag today, there was a spoon next to the bag and a cake in the cupboard, I think the chicken was just pretending to be dead, waiting for me to turn my back, jump out of the bag, get the spoon, eat the cake .. its a wild theory but one Iam becoming more convinced of ..

Moral of the story, either beware of the chicken thats next to the spoon with a cake in the cupboard OR play less computer games because my mind is losing touch with reality..

My conclusion.. play more computer games and buy a turkey instead, they dont like cake and have absolutely no idea what to do with a spoon.

Yeah, turkeys are really the way to go.

That is until you buy cupcakes.

I'm tempted to quote a famous Coen Bro's film, but I won't

So really.. what happend to the post? cake toke over?

The cake was beaten by Dictator in Sf4 anyways.